Not to the Best of My Knowledge

Velvet Realism — a genre blending Dark Disco, Cinematic Soul, and Theatrical Art-Pop.

What’s that baby…
No, I don’t know him
I don’t know him, I don’t know him
I still don’t know him
I’ll tell you what God loves
And that’s the truth, baby
I don’t know him
Not to the best of my knowledge
He hasn’t done nothing for me
Lies, Lies, Lies Honey, Lies
I do not know him.

I don’t know the Mayor
I don't know him
I do not know him
I don’t know the Mayor
I don't know the Man
I don't know him

He ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Never done nuttin fuh me
Done nuttin fuh me

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep sayin that
I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep saying that
I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep sayin that

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends
We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends
We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends

He ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Never done nuttin fuh me
Done nuttin fuh me

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

Show Structure for Performers

INTRO

What’s that baby…
No, I don’t know him
I don’t know him, I don’t know him
I still don’t know him
I’ll tell you what God loves
And that’s the truth, baby
I don’t know him
Not to the best of my knowledge
He hasn’t done nothing for me
Lies, Lies, Lies Honey, Lies
I do not know him.

VERSE 1

I don’t know the Mayor
I don't know him
I do not know him
I don’t know the Mayor
I don't know the Man
I don't know him

PRE-CHORUS

He ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Never done nuttin fuh me
Done nuttin fuh me

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

VERSE 2

I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep sayin that
I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep saying that
I’m not friends with the Mayor
I’m not sleeping with the Mayor
Why yall keep sayin that

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

BRIDGE

We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends
We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends
We ain’t Hump-in Friends
We ain’t even Friends

CHORUS (PRE-CHORUS variant)

He ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Ain’t never done nuttin fuh me
Never done nuttin fuh me
Done nuttin fuh me

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

CHORUS

He’s a cute fellow
I heard he’s a good lay
The cop came quick —
Shot off all his bullets
Let America’s finest
Get Funked in the bay

Cadence

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